dwight-you-ignorant-slut:

like literally i feel as though when GOD WAS CREATING JOHN KRASINSKI HE LIKE TRIPPED OVER JESUS LAYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING HALO (omg do you.. get ti) ON HIS XBOX AND HE SPILLED THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PERFECT ON JOHN AND HE WAS LIKE DAMN IT JESUS NOW THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN’S GONNA RUIN THE LIVES OF THOUSANDS GREAT REALLY GREAT YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BTICHQ LETS JUST GIVE HIM A NICE ASS WHILE WE’RE AT IT HUH NO GO TO YOUR CLOUD NO LAST SUPPER FOR YOU